for my 4th wedding

I like fashion, I really do. But this might over the top. Some bride just had a 2 mile train on her wedding day. Yeah 2 miles, folks. I'm calling dibs on this for my 4th wedding, well maybe 5th:

I don't know what is happening here

 

Let's break it down...

1. Wife in a motorized vehicle
2. Husband riding a horse on wheels
3. Wife with a straw hat
4. Husband with a riding crop / wip

all this = badass!!!

Yeah that is a wicked pic of the day, yo. 

Get off. Like you always do.

I used to have an apartment off this stop:

for those living in office space

I found you a present. Well if you are stuck in a cubical like in Office Space, or if you have a jail cell of an office with no window. The latter is where I work, the former is the life of my sister stuck between McBetty and the big LL.

This new product will give you the feeling as if you aren't suck indoors with no hope of anything beyond your office walls or stand up divider. Enter the Bright Blind. Yes that is right folks, this is a device that attaches to your business and simulates a blinded window. Yeah you can really open up those blind or do anything else with them, but still:



Just think if you hung this on a divider and not even a real wall. That would be great. Stick it administration!

redneck backyard mouse trap

Oh wow. This is nuts.

This people have too much time on their hands. How did they build this? And seriously, I'd be super afraid to go through this and actually do it! This is a human, waterslide, mouse trap game o' fun:

go shorty, what, what

What? What? Let's watch a lizard dancing to Fifty (or half of one dollar):



ANNNddd you're welcome.

I found you some ramen

Yeah well us whoures need to eat too:

Oh and this is also the title of the Chicken Soup series' latest collection of short stories, featuring anecdotes from college campuses nationwide.

let's recap the jubilee

It was a great week to be a British enthusist and I couldn't summarize the events any better then this:

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Oh and the beans, THE BEANS:

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I too am excited. So very excited. I laughed my balls off at these videos.

(sorry I'm 4 days late on this business)

Dear Dad,

Happy Father's Day. I just bought this for you:

Annnnd you're welcome.

Love,

LL

what is going on with flavored booze

It's crazy lately. There are soooo many new types of flavored booze out there. Have you been to a bar lately? I spent an entire day over Memorial day weekend with two of my best friends at an Irish pub in Bmore. The owner, who happened to l-o-v-e us, was giving us shots of Jameson and teases of all the weird flavored booze. Let me give you the highlights:

Case and Point #1: Fing Fruit Loops Vodka. Are you kidding me?

 

Just when you thought the vodka companies had tapped into every crazy flavor you thought could or couldn’t be infused, they come through with yet another leaving you scratching your head and wondering “how the hell did they do that”. Three Olives latest flavor should taste VERY familiar to most of us. If the name didn’t give it away, the bright and colorful “O’s” on the label should do the trick. Fruit Loop flavored vodka, who knew? 

 

 

Case and Point #2: Freaking glazed donut vodka

It's like the Simpson but for alcoholics like me! I like it. Wouldn't this just taste like all the other sugars boozes? I mean really.

 

Don't forget about whipped cream, cake, gummy, and Mt. Dew flavored vodkas. Google it and ask your local bartender. For reals.

everywhere I look I see sex

Case and point, this picture of the day:

oh crap BO does call me maybe

Oh let me tell you, I'm all about these BO lip dubs and remixes. It started with that stupid LMFAO song about being sexy (my jam) and has since forged into some Canuck pop songs:



Yeah this song is killing me! In get stuck in your head and just keeps going and going and going. And baseball teams do sexy dances to it and then the Today show and Leno starting dancing too! It's one Canuck crazy thing. Woot woot.

BO, just call him maybe.

bad tan, time to rotate your shoe choice

Apparently my best friends have some on-going shoes issues in their marriage. One of them buys sandals and the other hides them so they can't be worn. I can't help but wonder if that might happen if this happens in the dog walking Crocs:

I never thought it was possible that taking off a pair of Crocs could make someone look worse. Turns out, true story.

MJ ben buttoned into this kid

Woah, America's got talent has had some good new acts this year. There was the badass old lady tell you about sex and now they found Michael Jackson who may have pulled an Benjamin Button back in time to this kid:



Woah, like woah. Way to break it down sugar. I really like this kid. I would put him in my purse. Steal him right up. All that personality and sass. Yes please.

Did you like his closing statement..."it only matter if it comes from your heart" Oh lord. I love you. 

OK I'm taking votes for this kid's next song. Bad? Billie Jean? Remember the Time?