make your own tweets

I found another new website, but this one allows you to make your own celebrity tweets that you always wanted to see. Have you been begging for a Twitter shout-out from your favorite famous person, but they're too busy making terrible music, movies, or television to heed your pathetic cries for attention? Well now you can! Make fake (but dangerously convincing) tweet from LET ME TWEET THAT FOR YOU, a tweet template and bad-idea-waiting-to-happen that puts every celebrity Twitter account at your michievous fingertips. Here are some of my favorites:

This is bringing me back to PPTK at Christmas....oh D!

See Rush just needs a HUG :)

one tiny hand

I'm found this new site which makes me giggle. How do people come up with this shit? High and drunk I bet. No doubt about that.

Well this site is pictures were one hand is tiny. This is some good graphic manipulation that makes you go "huh?" Here is a preview to think about all day today:

only in MN

I really love MN. My heart is there, although maybe covered in ice due to the frozen tundra like winters. The men there are tall, they are sexy, and they eat alot of butter and mayo. Apparently they also have good senses of humor when fighting fires in drag.

Here’s a group of volunteer firefighters from Sauk Centre, Minnesota who jumped into action while wearing dresses as part of a charity fundraiser during their St. Patrick’s Day parade. It’s kind of like Mrs. Doubtfire meets Backdraft. These drag-wearing fellas do not, in fact, like it hot:

who is mitt?

working staches

I ran into this article that takes moustaches into eyebrows with 16 of our favorite celebrities. Truthfully I really don't like Angelina with Brad's staches. Does absolutely nothing for me.

Check Tom, that sexy moustache playin tricks on me eyes:

headline of the day

I assume this suggestive headline was an accident, much like having an overweight rock star's illegitimate love child. Either way, I really don't want to know what Meat Loaf does with his meat loaf. Now that a good unintentional dirty headline. I like it.

Sonic has the most patient employees

I have never worked in the fast food industry. I wouldn't have minded before this whole career path thing I got going on. It would have been one of those experiences that shape you, you know in never wanting to eat fried food again because you can still smell it in your clothes (this is my worry about being a barista and not liking coffee again).

Well anyways, you gotta give it up to those employees for having to deal with all us bitchy people who just want cheap, quick food. I mean take this Sonic employee who is losing minutes of her life while this songwriter sings his order. I'd like like "DICK, what do you want?" and I'm gonna spit in your food:



Remember when "coning" became the new planking in those viral social trends. Well the fast food employees had to keep making new ice cream cones for all those asshats jholes too!!! Damn people, give these folks a break...Here is an example of coning:



Those poor, patient employees....

I found a toddler better than you

I think this toddler is the new Forrest Gump of ping pong. He is much better than you and only marginally better than me when I have a pint of beer to balance me in my other hand. I really miss playing ping pong and maybe I need to join a gym where I can play this....then when I have children they can do this:



Last time you sat on a ping pong table it broke and you bruised your tailbone and you had to sit on one of those embarrassing donut pillows for weeks. Remember that, fatass?

Oh wait maybe I'm thinking about sex on pool tables....

I just found 2 dogs I want

Well I would have a real problem if these were cats because I just want it, if only for the story telling and possibly for extended laughter:

OR the furry version:

I mean I can't even make this shit up!

I'll take one of both please and thank you.

thinking about social media

My friend T told me recently that she feels like she is falling behind in the social media movement. I asked how she knew and she said when she reads website there are about 25 new icons at the bottom of posts or entries where you can do something with it. Yeah I guess that is true, but I never thought about it that way.

So maybe we need some education on what is what and what they do. Perhaps a metaphor would work best so that it is in layman terms. Enter the donut example, because you doesn't want a donut right now:

LLSpot, donuts look like ....