I don't know what is happening here

 

Let's break it down...

1. Wife in a motorized vehicle
2. Husband riding a horse on wheels
3. Wife with a straw hat
4. Husband with a riding crop / wip

all this = badass!!!

Yeah that is a wicked pic of the day, yo. 

Get off. Like you always do.

I used to have an apartment off this stop:

I found you some ramen

Yeah well us whoures need to eat too:

Oh and this is also the title of the Chicken Soup series' latest collection of short stories, featuring anecdotes from college campuses nationwide.

everywhere I look I see sex

Case and point, this picture of the day:

well no shit

This isn't a surprise. I mean for god sake we're in a recession or something. Now go get a job you lazy piece of crap! True statement, this picture of the day:

worse. dad. ever

Sure, your father played catch and went to your school plays, but he also thought Grey Goose was too expensive for your undeveloped palette. Poppa B taught me all about meat but not so much about what booze infused beverage I could compliment it with.

Sooo let's hand that "World's Best Dad" mug over to this guy:

I keep thinking of my cousins

OK I know my cousins are NOT going to appreciate this, but when I saw this picture I thought of them. My two bro-ed out cousins, in some hipster clothes, with their dog that eats better than I do. We don't need leeshes! Everyone get on my scotttter! We're going for a ride down the road. Varoooom Varooooom!!! What the bloody hell:

fair and balanced

Not this bitch's style:

I want to carpool with you

You know the economy is tough these days. People just don't have time to be at home martha faching it up by baking in the kitchen (they still better make me a sandwich though). Well I ran across this picture of the day and thought, damn I wanna carpool with this person:

Damn, why didn't I think of this!

And WAYYYY to take advantage of this heat wave. That is what I call resourceful!

I'm not sure this would work in the plastic pinto. She might just shallow them all up with all her burnt grass-ness.

best t-shirt ever

True statement:

my family posted this...

....in our kitchen growing up. True story.

one tiny hand

I'm found this new site which makes me giggle. How do people come up with this shit? High and drunk I bet. No doubt about that.

Well this site is pictures were one hand is tiny. This is some good graphic manipulation that makes you go "huh?" Here is a preview to think about all day today:

working staches

I ran into this article that takes moustaches into eyebrows with 16 of our favorite celebrities. Truthfully I really don't like Angelina with Brad's staches. Does absolutely nothing for me.

Check Tom, that sexy moustache playin tricks on me eyes:

bumper stickers revisited

I've been having a field day lately with all these car decals....they are direct, they are creative, and they are snarker than me. I really like them. I mean, I'm not putting any of them on the plastic pinto but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy the creativity. Here is a new one for you truck-lovers...I know about 40 FFA guys from High School that I used to run with that would be all over this business:

You're telling me that pickup doesn't have nuts hanging off the back? Mind blown.

Also that is some great girly, cursive like decals. Good work.

home depot does it again

What is happening at Home Depot lately? They really need someone to proofread their signage, between the erotic aisles and now the racist signage, I hardly know what to do with myself. The sassy, snarky side of me is having a field day with HD:

"Well, sir, I hate to break it to you, but no, we don't sell white conical hats in the 'white power accessories' section. They're on the KKK aisle. Next to plumbing."

talk about direct

Boy. This driver is direct. S/he is not messin' with you on the road. You know what you are getting and they aren't beating around the bush.

I assume your children is not a honor student then:



Unlike some of the creative alternatives to those stupid family stickers of mini-vans, this one will not be making it on the plastic pinto. I mean I have to park that burnt-grass-colored-beast at work and I don't need everyone knowing what ACTUALLY goes through my head on a daily basis.

misplaced erotic signage

Did Home Depot go from hardware store to hardcore sex dungeon when I wasn't looking? Because these sound less like helpful household items and more like the lyrics of a Rihanna song. I'd ask the nearest employee, but he has a ball gag stuffed in his mouth.....just a hypothesis. Again, this picture of the day is more evidence why LL should be your all time proofreader:



Well thank God there is no interest if I use my HD card! Clean up in aisle 15, but hide your kids.

this would not be me

Despite popular belief, this would not be me:

GROSSSSs. I won't even know if that is a guy or girl, and that is just sad in many ways.

espn has penises

What does ESPN and penis have in common??? Good sign potential and 4 letters:

I hope this happened when at MSU or somewhere equally trashy.

ya right, tried it already

Yeah right, picture of the day, this doesn't work! Tried it. Also while speeding to a bathroom for explosive number two...