I found you some ramen

Yeah well us whoures need to eat too:

Oh and this is also the title of the Chicken Soup series' latest collection of short stories, featuring anecdotes from college campuses nationwide.

tis the season

Well one of the holidays which the drunken side of America loves is fast approaching. That's right, grown adults have a reason to act stupid on Halloween and St. Patty's day. My fun started a couple weeks ago when I found this pumpkin ass card. Then we has a moment with the cutest Batman and Big Bill. Finally today I found out that the creativeness of pumpkin craving has now reached epic proportions in creating uses for all elements of the naturally grown pumpkin. Case and point:

Let's break it down:

• Wow, way to use the bottom of the pumpkin in new creative ways. I'll never look at a pumpkin in the same way...now I only see a butthole.
  
• I keep thinking about this song where "I need a place for both hands, handz, handzzz." Which then makes me think about OBX. Which then makes me think about pooting and tooting and booting it.
  
• That's what she said: "I'm just doing it until I earn enough money to move outta the pumpkin patch"
• My only job as a father pumpkin is to keep her off the pole and out of clear high heels (insert Chris Rock fav joke of all time).
  
• $1 bills, what cheap bastards. Let's get some $5 up in here to make me holla.
• Shear thongs are the best.
• That isn't a pumpkin, that is someone with an orange tan from Jersey Shore. Nailed it.