I don't know what is happening here

 

Let's break it down...

1. Wife in a motorized vehicle
2. Husband riding a horse on wheels
3. Wife with a straw hat
4. Husband with a riding crop / wip

all this = badass!!!

Yeah that is a wicked pic of the day, yo. 

redneck backyard mouse trap

Oh wow. This is nuts.

This people have too much time on their hands. How did they build this? And seriously, I'd be super afraid to go through this and actually do it! This is a human, waterslide, mouse trap game o' fun:

life in the country

Yeah maybe you shouldn't let your children play outside, this fun game just got more dangerous:

I found a toddler better than you

I think this toddler is the new Forrest Gump of ping pong. He is much better than you and only marginally better than me when I have a pint of beer to balance me in my other hand. I really miss playing ping pong and maybe I need to join a gym where I can play this....then when I have children they can do this:



Last time you sat on a ping pong table it broke and you bruised your tailbone and you had to sit on one of those embarrassing donut pillows for weeks. Remember that, fatass?

Oh wait maybe I'm thinking about sex on pool tables....