sexual favors for everyone

Well I had a pleasant surprise of opening up my mail this afternoon after being gone for 8 days to find:

• Two packages of drugs
• A check for $205 with writing in the notes field stating: "for sexual favors"
• A package containing a Vogue magazine, coffee, and a love note

I feel so loved. Drugs, fashion, caffeine and sexual favors.....what else could a girl ask for?