correlation may mean causation

In one of the most remarkable correlational studies of our time, some crap and a half dating website released "findings" that iPhone users have more sex than any other phone user. You own a Blackberry? Sorry not as much sex for you. Anroid? You are totally screwed (and not in the way you may want to be). So if you are looking to get lucky, perhaps you could consider upgrading your phone. It might help, as long as you don't hook it to your belt. I'm not sure how I fit into these findings because I have a shit phone, but also have an iTouch....that has to be closer to the iPhone level, no?

Luckily, if you are having problems understanding these findings we also have a quick and dirty graphic to assist in your learning:

Are those significant findings??? I need some **** and information about the sample size. Come on people!