Thanks, CNN, thanks.

Thanks CNN. I appreciate waking up to this headline and picture:

Single? You're not alone:



This is the photo that captures living alone??? Right living alone automatically means drinker, on a glass bar. That isn't even someone's real house. And then there is that poor single girl, looking off into the distance, longing for a life beyond her singleness. Listen, I have some advise for her, grab that martini and chug it....

I won't be judged by you or society. Yeah I like martinis, and I drink alone. This is going to be me tonight if I get through this training and don't run my brand new rental car into oncoming traffic. Damn you CNN....