So I had this amazing drunken three-way.....hahahaha.....on the telephone with my girlfriends....with my friends who are girls :) Wow, there was just no good way for starting this post off. Last Friday night, after hanging out with my good local friend, I got on the phone with with my west coast friends. Those time zones really hate me unless it is late at night and I'm actually NOT passed out of exhaustion yet. These type of phone calls happen frequently when I am actually up that late at night. One of the last times, I literally fall asleep listening to Helga go on and on, and woke up 6 hours later with my blue tooth in my ear :)
Anywho, I had an a-mazing conversation on Friday night, which was grrrreat because we figured out how to three-way. The conversation had some major highlights, like:
- "Will you two keep it down, I'm watching soft core porn right now and there is a boob on the TV"
- "She doesn't poop when on vacation," "Well I'm smuggle anal suppositories in for her"
- "I wonder how I could smuggle drugs into jail....I don't think I could do that squat and cough thing"
- "I only swallow when surprised"
Anyways, it was great reminder of how amazing the fall beach trip is going to be.....conversations like this for 6 days straight. Remember, no puking in the heated pool!
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