I may have wrote this in school

I love smart ass children. Mine are going to be both badass, sassy and pretty fing creative. I swear, I mayyyy have answered one of my test questions like this when I was in elementary school. Well like this or just not answered it while giving you my middle finger. Honestly either choice is equally likely:

Maybe these kids will look back on this and laugh once they're old enough to realize what the hell they were saying. Some kids seem brutally honest, while others just appear to have a tenuous grasp of the English language. Obviously, the latter half are our future politicians.

Good point, well made, little kid. I couldn't agree more.

problem solving skills

We need more critical thinkers in this world. Yep, higher order thinking is important. Take this guy at the airport. He totally knows how to make the most of a real shitty situation by figuring out a way to  charge his phone:




See there's no problem you can't solve if you just use your head. Hands free bitches.

Whoever put the damn outlet 40 feet up the wall does not have any higher order thinking skills. Seriously. Stupid.

I keep thinking of my cousins

OK I know my cousins are NOT going to appreciate this, but when I saw this picture I thought of them. My two bro-ed out cousins, in some hipster clothes, with their dog that eats better than I do. We don't need leeshes! Everyone get on my scotttter! We're going for a ride down the road. Varoooom Varooooom!!! What the bloody hell:

better coordination than you

I don't like when animals are more talented than me. I'll be even more pissed if a cat is s-m-r-ter than me, but maybe I'm marginally more OK with dogs. I mean check this big d-o-double g:



You know, now that the government's been cracking down on dog fighting, dogs in the hood have had to find new hobbies.

A-mazing.