best t-shirt ever

True statement:

what to bury me in

No one likes talking about their own mortality (except me), but with this bacon-wrapped death box, you'll be salivating over it. What better way to go to your final resting place than in a casket that resembles what was probably your final meal? Plus this quality piece of craftsmanwork will seal out the elements, perfectly preserving your fatally cloggged arteries for weeks to come:

Don't worry their website says this pork flavored box is just under $3000 which is TOTALLY affordable. And I like the company's tagline...."everything should taste like bacon". Couldn't agree more.

add a meatball to my taco

Sooo I was just reading about how spaghetti tacos are becoming a hit for little tweens and consequently their parents. It all started as a joke on a popular Nick show, and now they are making there way to restaurant menus (like when I used to order Spaghetti O's at Finleys when I was younger and poppa B would get so pissed!). Nutritionists are worried that there is not enough fruits and veggies in the meal, but generally support the combining of ethnic food groups. I wonder what other foods I could combine:

• Sushi hamburger
• Pizza eggroll
• Curried burrito

What other odd food combinations could we start???? Hmmmm....