hump hump hump

Well I've received a couple a-mazing boxes in the mail this week. Again, this reminds me that I have some wicked sense of humor and fabulous friends/family who TOTALLY get me...

First was a well wrapped (in spiderman paper no less) pirate shaped kitchen brush, which I won't use in my bathtub or toilet, so don't worry :) It also contained some other badass things like a garden GNOME!!! It is very very travelocity-ish and I'm putting in my garden pots since my real garden got cockblocked. I love it. TY and see you soon big ass!!!

Then yesterday I received a brilliant book entitled, "Are you there vodka? It's me, LL" which will probably be close to that book about men's bedroom ventures (B has one in his bathroom, and a copy made McBetty laugh for an entire weekend). I can't wait to read it this weekend as I'm walking around with my own bottle of vodka.

Then last night I got this amazing thing in the mail:



OMG!!!! This is great!!!! For those that don't know, Helga and I used to own a humping dog. It would attach to your leg and when you squeezed it, it would hump hump hump you. It was great. Eventually we wore it out, so B (probably was drunk) cut it up to fix the connections. So after that I had a humping dog with a duct taped neck :) It was sexy.

Anyways, now I have a humping beagle that plugs into my USB port of my computer. When plugged in it just keep going and going......I'm going to use this when I'm in meetings!!!

TY ladies.