elvis just had to poop

Well this week, Elvis Presley's former doctor released records that the big heart throb had a major pooping problem. This really sucks, especially because everyone needs a good poop every once and awhile. I've read a little more about this story and apparently there are specific medical details about how big a colon should be and how much your body should be excreting material. Apparently the big E had some majority stoppable issues, which can be attributed to his weight gain/loss, and bloated-looking-ness. Yikes!!!

Everyone needs a good poop. Sort of feel bad for him. I doubt the drugs helped, but maybe a good cup of coffee would have been better! AND, this just sheds more light on the rumor that he died while on the toilet. Seriously, perhaps the heart strain was due to the possibility of really trying to push a big turtle head out.....you have to admit it is a possibility now we know he had some major pooing issues!