camping possibilities that lead to nightmares

I found the perfect sleeping bag for all those camping outings you want to bring your children on!!!! Yeah these won't cause any nightmares. Forget sleeping with your teddy bear, how about your sleep inside the mouth/belly of a gigantic JAW-like shark. Baab, baab, baab (insert Jaws theme song)....



Plus, don't you think this shit would be too warm??? Crap on a cracker, I would be roasting in that thing...there is like 2 feet of stuffing on the top. I'd be sweating my balls off and my furnace of a body would want to reject me. Seriously. When I'd wake up in a dead sweat, I'd also have a moment where I thought a shark was eating me. Great. Fun.