Got gas? A little fartie mcfartison?? Is it ruining your marriage/relationship? Well don't worry there is an answer for all those silent but deadly moments whilst in bed....you know where you fart and it permeates under the covers, or sits in the bedding until the morning when you are making your bed. These things, of course, don't happen to me because I never has gas (?!?!?!) and I never make my bed (the latter is pretty true). Well there is good news that now you can buy a blanket which will absorb all your fart-icles before they get into the air. Perhaps you should buy this blanket and then light that White Castle candle too....
Thanks B, though you should have just posted it on your blog!
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