a v-day idea

WTF???? I got the following email from WSU:

"Do you need a meaningful gift that is unique for Valentine's Day? In addition to chocolates and roses this Valentine's Day, consider a gift that will be remembered for years to come. Purchase a goat kit (or kit of your choice) through WSU's Ripple Effect in honor of that special person in your life."

WTF WSU! A goat kit. You're seriously trying to convince me to purchase a "goat kit." I can't even make this shit up if I tried any harder. Yes because nothing says true love like goats. Are you freakin kidding me???? They need to get the hell out of rural WA. Seriously.

Delete.

Buying someone a star is better than a goat kit for single's awareness day.