possible snow day activities

• Build a snowman
• Name your snowman, Icey George (after the summer groundhog/beaver/gopher)
• Consider building male parts to your snowman after getting texts from your amazing friends (extra coal?)
• Walk around outside to listen to all the tree branches snapping
• Run when you hear those same tree branches creaking above you
• Finish making a jean skirt
• Start working on revamping a green skirt which you made 3 years ago that is too long
• Make a gingerbread cake in your new Scandinavian "orange donkey" baking pan
• Take a moment to be amazed that you found ginger root in your refrig
• Do some pelvis thrusts in honor of the humping orange donkeys whilst baking
• Watch helpless as your gingerbread-shaped-donkey breaks into a head and two legs
• Have a glass of wine
• Try to befriend the 2 year old sledding by your house, who is too afraid to talk to you because you probably look like a 6 foot abdominal snow-women.
• Pray the snow plow doesn't kill Icey George, your snowman
• Pump up your heat in case of a power outage, resulting in you sweating your balls off and having to walk around with less clothing on
• Consider buying cable and internet
• Snack on pickle/ham roll ups