singles awareness IM

Holy balls, I just received a "singles awareness" IM from someone I don't know. Here is what it said:

• "There are thousands of unhappy married women and men in every city, but they DO NOT want to leave their spouse. They want to stay married, but they want to have an affair without ever being caught. Our dating community is extremely popular! Having an affair can be stressful because you never know if the other person involved is going to get attached to you. You just want to have an intimate encounter and nothing else. A great thing about this Discreet Dating Community For Married People is that there is no cost to join. You can check it out, see if you like it, and then begin contacting married people for secret intimate encounters."

HOLY CRAP!!!! You mean I can purposefully find me an already married man??? This sucks. I'm not passing along the website because this sucks the big one.

This is an IM for people who are married but apparently unhappy with the single awareness day coming up. Damn you hallmark holiday!!!