disney puns taking over espn

What the hell is happening in the sports world today? Did Disney take over ESPN? Did ESPN sell their soul to mickey mouse and start making horrid puny jokes???

Case and point, these two headlines:

Hello, rip off Toy Story much??? Or clever advertisement for Toy Story 3??? That needs some Buzzlight Year direct quotations. I thought maybe it is just a coincidence....until I saw this:

What? Quoting a Miley Cyrus song???? I knew it. Just another Disney protege taking over the world....

Damn you Disney and ESPN for sneaky in your clever puns....I'm on to you!