quote of the day

I was talking to my beloved Helga today and I heard my quote of the day:

H: "I was stalking bums and Russian seaman yesterday"

Me: "1) How do you know their are Russian, and b) How do you know they are seaman? PS, we both just say seaman twice."

H: "Well there dresser sucks because they have pleaded black pants, tucked in navy blue shirts, blue and white hats with the bills pointing up, and an orange ribbon around hat that goes down their backs."

Me: "Well that doesn't sound like the Russian Prez. I remember flying fishing. Remember how damn scary he was with the knife, and shirtless Russian vodka business. Yikes!"

H: "Can we go back to talking about bums and seaman?"