epic car dances

Wow, not sure if you heard or not but there is an epic battle of car dancing happening amongst collegiate sports teams. You know, these teammates are trapped in 15-passenger vans drive to and fro for seasonal games. It all started with this car fun by the Harvard Baseball Team:



Then all the parodies begin including the Texasssss State baseball team with bagels and the LSU Tiger girls. The madness continues and now these teams are getting creative. Then the stupid Today Show did a competition with the teams doing it NYC. For more on this check below

ANNNNNNDDDD Leno got on that and did one with the big BO and Mr. R which is pretty funny:



Now I've got that stupid Call Me Maybe song running now-stop in my head. Damn you funny youtube videos:

BO is sexy

Well this was bound to happen. I'm surprised the interwebs took this long to make it. But now we officially know that BO is sexy AND he knows it:

I don't want to get too political here…

But Mitt Romney could never pull off animal print pants.

wheel placement is critical

Those crazy cannucks! They really need some additional proofreaders and telemarkerting officials. I mean check out these wheels:

Maybe her campaign team should go back to the drawing board, or at least back to the "let's not make any parts of the bus look like big rubber tits" board. This could have been extremely embarrassing for the candidate, but luckily it happened in Canada, so everyone's being obnoxiously polite about it.

Wowsa!

who is mitt?

political season, let's start the drinking games

Well we have officially entered political season, that means the GOP primaries are in full force. The politicko signs are up around town, the email and television ads are going, and things are about to get CRUNK for the rest of us.

I enjoy politicks much more when I create drinking games during the speeches. Like when BO says "Hope" everyone takes a shot. Like when Perry says "Brother" to Cain you take a sip of your beer. You can set up your own, and maybe check out these ideas for some inspiration.

Since it is the getting close to the intense politicko season, let's quick do a review of the most noteworthy drinking game:

Case and point #1: Sink your battleship and my liver in one great game

Case and point #2: The worlds larger beer pong game, where I'm positive that the big ball of death in the sky will warm all the beer before you can consume it.

let's play: fill in the blank

OK let's play a game. It will be fun. Trust me...

Take a look at the picture that surfaced this week of the CA Governator going back to his muscle building, roid taking roots. Let's all brainstorm this age old question: What is Arnold Schwarzenegger thinking? Arnie is thinking _____

• The Situation looks terrible!
• That tan has be to all natural
• I wonder where they keep the maids around here...
• He could probably kill me with those thighs
• Ah the good old days when peach-colored bananana hammocks were acceptable
  

How in the world does anyone think that is attractive?!? Gross. Totally nasty. That image will continue to horrify me for the rest of the day.

spicing up the politicko wardrobe

I have made a couple observations lately regarding our national Speaker of the House, John Boehner from the big land of O (that is Ohio, not the big O or BO). The guy has some notable fashion choices which often times go nicely with his overly tanned face. Sometimes this guy is bordering on a little George Hamilton-like tan, which frankly, no one wants to see!

But I really like John's tie swagger. He has some fancy ties and I totally dig it. He likes a little color pop, even if it may make him look alittle more feminine. Check out this selection:



Here's what we got and damn he makes it work:

• Purple
• Pink
• Green stripped
• Yellow polka dot

I mean the guy is like a cornucopia of colorful ties! I wish more poltickos would follow in his foot steps. Politicko women get all the fun with red, pink, yellow pant suits, but the men should also be able to spice it up. Future politickos, I suggest you take a page from John's wardrobe....minus the raccoon eyes facial tan.

palin needs a fashion consultant

I've been watching former-Alaskan-governorator/former-VP-candidate/current-family-road-tripper/current-media-whoure as she begins her bid for presidency. She has been traveling up and down the east coast in a big bus eating pizza and making up history. Although she won't yet admit it, this road trip is scheduled to end in DC in January 2013.

On this amazing media tour/family vacation, Palin has been wearing some jewelry which is begging for alittle LL fashion commentary:

Case and point #1:



In the words of Simmon, what the bloody hell is that? Seriously, I saw this picture (without the paint doodling) and thought, 80's much? How many bad necklaces can one person put on? Less is more lady, not sure you know that yet in fashion and in politics. Those fake pearls go great with those vampire repelling silver chains and jesus cross.

Case and point #2:



Wow, another jesus cross! You're just shouting religiosity. I have one question though, did you steal that from a pirate? From the Vatican? From the crown jewels vaults in London? On another note, what the hell kind of fake/crushed fur jacket is that? I bought one of those once for a pimp-n-hoes party during Halloween. It cost me about $10 and looked great with my crunk cup.

Case and point #3:



Well this jewelry selection is a little more confusing. Apparently, one necklace is the key to your heart while the other is the star of david. The six-point star is a frequent choice during your media blitzes, and I don't get it. What lock does that crown key open? Inquiring minds would like to know.

And finally, case and point #4:



This looks like something chunky I would wear, except I'm 6 feet tall with a personality twice that size. I can pull off (or so I think) chunkiness, you however look as if you strung some crystallized dinosaur poop to your neck. Are the shapes geographical? You betcha, one piece is Africa, and another is the shape of Russia I see from my back porch. True story, she never admits when she's wrong.

Well I do hope your bus, which has your name the same size as the constitution, decides to start campaigning this year. Frankly you are just too much fun to disappear from the politick scene. Palin, always good comedic value.

annnnd he can represent me!

Guess who is gracing the cover of Men's Health mag this month? Congressman Aaron Schock that is, from Lincoln's great state of Illinois. If all the women in that district aren't already on board with this eye candy, they will be after this cover! Of course this guy is from the midwest, this is how we breed them up there. Wowsa. Smokin hot. Is it inappropriate for me to keep making comments about his abs, about how he can draft all kind of policies on me, about dirty ways of filibustering?? OK, not even good puns but you get my sexy point.

Also, is Men's Health mag sort of like a women's Playboy? Should I read it for the articles but really just look at the pictures? Because I may just have to pick myself up a copy, or two, or three, if this is the type of art I can expect:



You got my vote. Now let's figure out where Tommy P is and team you two up!

PS, is anyone else recalling that classic SITC scene about voting only for sexy politicos? "No one would screw Nixon, so he screwed everybody!"