Wow, not sure if you heard or not but there is an epic battle of car dancing happening amongst collegiate sports teams. You know, these teammates are trapped in 15-passenger vans drive to and fro for seasonal games. It all started with this car fun by the Harvard Baseball Team:
Then all the parodies begin including the Texasssss State baseball team with bagels and the LSU Tiger girls. The madness continues and now these teams are getting creative. Then the stupid Today Show did a competition with the teams doing it NYC. For more on this check below
ANNNNNNDDDD Leno got on that and did one with the big BO and Mr. R which is pretty funny:
Now I've got that stupid Call Me Maybe song running now-stop in my head. Damn you funny youtube videos:
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011
worse pants ever
I'm not the most fashionable person ever. I'll admit it freely. However I do occasionally bedazzle the girls, put a little shadow on, or wear a hot pair of sex boots. With this disclaimer, I sure do have some pretty strong feelings about what is fashion and what is it complete shit.
Recently I ran across a pair of the worse pants ever. These are worse than the sperm pants, or the nude colored tights/pants. These are jeans and they are $100 of your hard earned money:
Wow, what the bloody hell is that?!?! The 20 inch zipper is amazing. I am alllll about inch measurement in it's different forms, but this is just ridiculous. We got a little jean zipper MC Hammer action happening here (more on hammer pants here).
And these are truly woman's jeans. However, I think these might be more appropriate for male cross dresser. I mean they do go nicely with a pair of heels AND there is plenty of room to hide your pleen. These aren't your Texasss cowboy tight, junk hugging jeans. We got plenty of room here. I would suggest, however, that you glam them up with a belt of some kind!
I think these would go nicely with some nice hand knitted boxers.
Recently I ran across a pair of the worse pants ever. These are worse than the sperm pants, or the nude colored tights/pants. These are jeans and they are $100 of your hard earned money:
Wow, what the bloody hell is that?!?! The 20 inch zipper is amazing. I am alllll about inch measurement in it's different forms, but this is just ridiculous. We got a little jean zipper MC Hammer action happening here (more on hammer pants here).
And these are truly woman's jeans. However, I think these might be more appropriate for male cross dresser. I mean they do go nicely with a pair of heels AND there is plenty of room to hide your pleen. These aren't your Texasss cowboy tight, junk hugging jeans. We got plenty of room here. I would suggest, however, that you glam them up with a belt of some kind!
I think these would go nicely with some nice hand knitted boxers.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
a 21 footer
This week a small town in the Philippines can finally sleep sound. Why you ask? Well they just caught a GIGANTIC 21 foot long crocodile:
Wowsa. That is no joke. I think bigger is better (this is why texassss and I get along), but this is pretty damn scary. The optimal size is about at 12 inches, but at 21 feet it is getting out of control.
This croc had been eating farmers and water buffalo all summer. But apparently, George (what I'm calling this 21 footer) is going to become part of the local community. Yeah they are building an ecotourism park around this beast, as he has become an international sensation. Just remember to keep your distance, look out they bite!
On a side note, I think my wing span could cover most of the croc. That little Philippian guy could barely get around it, whereas me (being the giant I am) would probably get a good grip.
Wowsa. That is no joke. I think bigger is better (this is why texassss and I get along), but this is pretty damn scary. The optimal size is about at 12 inches, but at 21 feet it is getting out of control.
This croc had been eating farmers and water buffalo all summer. But apparently, George (what I'm calling this 21 footer) is going to become part of the local community. Yeah they are building an ecotourism park around this beast, as he has become an international sensation. Just remember to keep your distance, look out they bite!
On a side note, I think my wing span could cover most of the croc. That little Philippian guy could barely get around it, whereas me (being the giant I am) would probably get a good grip.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
how about a little austin
Early in January, I mentioned a new artist called Sahara Smith who apparently is a badass singer song writer from Austin. Well we were pumped to see her here in the big Cville, but for whatever reason we didn't make it out to the concert. Turns out she was back in town last week, and fortunately we were able to check her out:
Remember, the chick was mentored by T-Bone Burnett, which I again emphasize is pretty badass. That guy could probably cut me. And she was promoted via Prairie Home Companion song writing competition....who doesn't love alittle MN humor.
It is interesting to see young artists on small stages. She definitely has certain stage mannerisms, which may or may not stay as she grows as an artist. Anyways, we enjoyed it and it was good to pick up a signed CD.
Remember, the chick was mentored by T-Bone Burnett, which I again emphasize is pretty badass. That guy could probably cut me. And she was promoted via Prairie Home Companion song writing competition....who doesn't love alittle MN humor.
It is interesting to see young artists on small stages. She definitely has certain stage mannerisms, which may or may not stay as she grows as an artist. Anyways, we enjoyed it and it was good to pick up a signed CD.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
music of the moment
Well here are three things that make you an interesting artist to me:
She is coming to Cvile this month and I'm hoping to hear this catchy song:
- Born and raised in the Austin, Texassss music scene
- Discovered as a songwriter by Prairie Home Companion (Go Minney)
- Mentored by T-Bone Burnett
She is coming to Cvile this month and I'm hoping to hear this catchy song:
Friday, October 22, 2010
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