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OK let's play a game. It will be fun. Trust me...

Take a look at the picture that surfaced this week of the CA Governator going back to his muscle building, roid taking roots. Let's all brainstorm this age old question: What is Arnold Schwarzenegger thinking? Arnie is thinking _____

• The Situation looks terrible!
• That tan has be to all natural
• I wonder where they keep the maids around here...
• He could probably kill me with those thighs
• Ah the good old days when peach-colored bananana hammocks were acceptable
  

How in the world does anyone think that is attractive?!? Gross. Totally nasty. That image will continue to horrify me for the rest of the day.