casual friday just got alot more fun

I like fashion, always have. And I like to surprise people. And I like to tell you your business. Enter the most perfect casual Friday attire I've ever seen, especially for unapologetic perverts:

Hmmm, is that a cock or your legs? I'm not sure. Stylish no matter how you spin it!

I plan to turn the office into an impromptu bachelorette party with these fashionable-yet-comfortable penis-covered slacks. Let's admit it, times may change but a field of throbbing cocks is a classic look that will never go out of style. Sure it could cause a few minor "issues" with HR or with my bosses, but really there shouldn't be rules for casual friday.

Well it's a real good thing that these come for both men and women alike. And they only cost $50 so in reality it is a steal--a penis covered retail deal!!!! Penis pants for everyone, and when I say everyone I mean everyone. I'm gonna pull an Oprah and yell/point "you get penis pants" and "you get cock leggings".

Again, you're welcome.

a nutball with psycho nails

OMG, this is just 22 years of nuts:

shut up, big O

Well I have a slight rant on the Big O. I mean first off, you have to give the lady some props. She is a legend....a talk show host, an entrepreneur, a philanthropist, a billionaire....but damn sometimes I wish she would just shut the hell up. She got the whole world wrapped around her finger--telling them what books to read (the club), what things to buy at Christmas (her favorite things), and basically how to live their lives.

I don't typically watch her show, but while at the gym on Friday I saw her interview J.K. Rowlings. I figured this would be worthwhile since it is HP, J. K. rarely grants interviews, and the Big O had to go to Scotland to speak with her. I mean this is a brilliantly talented billionaire author, and the Big O couldn't shut up to let her speak. When you ask a question, you should allow some downtime for someone to answer before you start talking about yourself. But no no no, O would jump in and answer for herself. Made me want to punch her...right in the throat.

The Big O always does this. If she isn't comparing everything to herself, she is talking in ridiculously exaggerated emphasis on odd words with varying volumes. As a matter of fact, there are hundreds of youtube videos chronically this over the last 25 years.

Just kill me now. As Helga says F me in the A. Why doesn't anyone just retire anymore? She'll be back. You heard it here first.

makes me want to join facebook

Well I can't believe I'm saying it, but today I might have had a small inclination (which was immediately squashed) to join Facebook. The reasoning??? First, the CEO announced he is donating 100 Million dollars to the NJ Public School System. HOT!!! I love that. Although I do think it might be that the "social networking" movie, which happening to shed some pretty poor light on you and your website, is coming out later this week. Nothing like joining up with some local elephants and going on the Big O to talk about how amazing you are. Well, I like you supporting education, especially in NJ school system who is only graduating 40% of students.

Second, apparently Facebook went down for two hours today. That means the world had the most productive afternoon in the last 8 years!!! Oh wait, I bet everyone just starting tweeting their thoughts. Yep, that is exactly what happened....check out one of my favorite tweets, once again showing creative and maximizing the situation (wtg, boston zipcar):

Space Junk PICTURES: Space Debris-Monitoring Satellite Set To Launch

#BecauseOfTwitter: The Good And The Bad (TWEETS)

SHORT AND TWEET: Top 7 Tweets Of The Week From The Fringe And Famous (PICTURES)

Astronauts' Spectacular Twitter Pictures From Space (PHOTOS)

Nokia E7 Smartphone Hands-On (PHOTOS): 'Wow' To 'Weird'

Google Instant Blocks Sexy Searches: See What Basic Terms Google Thinks Are NSFW

PS, did I really read that the Facebook CEO is now worth more money than Steve Jobs? Wowsa.