I need a chicken necklace

Well we all know the Lady is a crazy dresser, but Ms. Nicki is making a run for equal craziness. I like Nicki, she's got style, grace, and man she's got a quick tongue. The girl can spit some lyrics like Lil Kim in the 90s.

Well anyways, this week she out did herself when she took a fo reals chicken wing, painted in bright pink and strapped it around her neck. If the Lady wears raw beef and Nicki wears chicken, I guess that leaves us with the other white meat or the other other white meat. Or pork. Goat? HOT:



Well don't worry, if this new fashion trend is tickling your wallet, you can buy it! Yep if you got some extra dollars, check out this site and lay down a good $80 for some painted chicken strung on some fake gold chains. See HOT, told ya.

I don't need no stinkin iPod

This may or may not be my live-in loverpant, N:



I know, I know, soooo ghetto yet inventive, right?

But let me ask you this: Does your mp3 player provide you with lumbar support??? It's hard to get down to Lady Gaga with lower back pain.

Someone please enter this man into a contest to win an iPod touch. On second thought, I would gladly give up my iPod shuffle for that pan full of bacon.

the SNL sketch you didn't see

Well JT and The Lady rocked it out this weekend on SNL. Actually it was a historical season finale, which I enjoyed. Too bad this sketch got cut:

LBT does the lady

Well here is a little country fried bluegrass edition of the Lady's new song. I like it. I've always been a Little Big Town fan, back in the day with a little Boondocks. This version is wayyyy better than the Lady's country version:

10 days away, reaching epic proportions

Well we are t minus 10 days away from the epic-ness of this century's royal wedding. I've mentioned previously (here and here--and no I won't eat green eggs there) that the world is getting alittle out of control with all this royal marriage business. I'm obsessed, obviously, but who knew the fever would catch on world-wide like this.

Recently, we learned more about what Kate will be wearing. Apparently the designer studied with Alexander McQueen, and you know what that could mean??? I DO!!! She might wear his shoes made famous by the Lady (here or here). Hopefully McQueen's influence will shine through and Kate will just wear meat. I bet the Queen would like that. Her and Bill are bound to get Duked (as in "I'm now the Duke of London, bitches") if that happened.

I think the better question is what will Sir Elton John be wearing??? Two-parter, will he show up the bride??? I bet he'll have more sparkles on him than Ke$ha and/or Kate (and/or strippers). I'm excited to see what's wearing who, and how many crazy hats those brits come up with! Think of the wedding-blissed-out-aero-dynamical-possibilities. Endless.

One particular part of the marital crazy that caught my eye was....ready for it: ROYAL CONDOMS. Yikes. That is like the Tiger Wood's vibrater. And I bet you can guess what they are coining them, "Royal Jewels." Nice. Apparently when you buy these condoms you also get a collectible portrait of the couple, which is definitely an added bonus to the condoms. So just lie back and think of England. If they don't work you can always name the child either Willie or Katie. Works for me.

Who wants to take off work to watch the 24/7 live coverage??? Yes please.

I hope I'll be this cool

I hope that I will be this cool and hip and wicked awesome when I'm old and my tits are in my shoes:

the lady does it again

Oh man I love me some Lady Gaga and her mccrazy outfits!!! She just stepped out in London yesterday wearing....wait for it....meat? (no that was an award show).......a red lacy veil? a fireworks bra??? (no, yet other award shows).....but a skirt made of hair!!!! What a complete nut ball. Lady Gaga is yet again going to be the most popular Halloween costume this year because everyday to her is like adult crazy dress up time. Brilliance, shear brilliance:

I love old people, dancing

I love me some old people, especially when they are dancing. I've send this numerous time and posted a number of videos that just make me soooo happy. This one is great, because this old dude with his popped collar is busting out some major moves to The lady whilst some young douches are trying to imitate him. Nice try dude, you just can't match this guy:



That man is going to give himself a heart attack!!! Go, go, GO!!!

I already have this bra

Well the lady has done it again....yep, as I said to some friends today, she is current day's Madonna circa 1980's, pushing boundaries and doing things that are for a shear shock value (case and point, when she showed up at a Yankee game in a lacy bra and pair'o panties and gave everyone the bird).

Lady Gaga graces the cover of Rolling Stones mag, out this friday, wearing a new uniform for the army. Well shit, no wonder we are having trouble abroad if this is what we are using for camouflage!!! I mean, it is pretty deadly on top, but just not the right amount of coverage on the bottom :)

I totally was going to wear this bra to work tomorrow:



And just as a sidebar, this might be what the army is afraid of if they let the gays in....boundary and guns....

serving warning

OK OK I know, I'm being a blogger slacker. Thanks for the reminder emails and texts. I've had a half of dozen posts queried up with no creative brain power or extra time to get them out. This weekend I will find some wireless and pound out some updates that range from walking bottles of vodka at the Lupus Gala to handlebar mustache rides at motorcycle rallies. I've been the hostess with the mostess as I've been showing friends around the last two weekends, and have Y coming into town to stay with me tonight :) But have no fear, I'm not dead, I'm lovely and will be back attacking as soon as things at work and personally slow down....

You've been warned....

In the meantime watch the Lady's new full length music video which has gardened lots of drama this week....does anyone make short vids anymore??? Plus she is sort of a creative genius, even if you don't like the video itself.

the lady talks Lupus