spa treatments I would(not) do

Well it is the season o' top ten lists, and this one cracked me up. Time mag did the top 10 oddest spa treatments:

• Bird Poo Facial----spend thousands of dollars and get rubbed down with feces, I know I know it probably has healing properties.
  
• Snake Venom Facial or a Snake Massage----and my mom just peed her pants.
  
• Fish Pedi---OK this one I would do, where the little feed off your dead skin.
• Hay Bath---I think Robin snorted. Really? Hay? Apparently laying in "fermented hay" is good for your skin. I don't buy it, plus I can make it myself at the farm.
  
• Beer Bath----YESSSSSSSSSSSS please.