snuggies...damn you

So the world is coming to an end because those Snuggies are taking over. You know, that polar fleece coat which you wear backwards....seriously folks that is all a Snuggie is.....

Their infommericals are all over TV and they took it a step further when they created the much needed dog version. Now your dog can also wear the a backwards sweater....wait isn't that what a dog sweater already is????

Well now, hot for the holidays, are the themed Snuggies. I'm not talking about the Leopard skinned one, but instead this business:

You think I can get one of these with a big "L" right in my crotch. I would like a little more definition in my chest through.

Listen, my high school personal business ("Leslie's Crafts and Stuff"...brilliant and innovative title, I know) would have been all about ripping off the Snuggie idea. I would have polar fleeced the crap out of this idea and sold them at craft shows. I could have done the sports themed Snuggies and the college-themed ones. Too bad I've moved on to bigger and badder things now....