Yep I found you the most perfect pair of jeans. I mean these are definitely more appropriate for my male friends, but I suppose some butch females might like the message as well. These aren't your typical wide-leg or bootleg or even slim cut jean. Instead, they are sperm shooting out of the zipper inspired. I mean, who doesn't want all the boys visually swimming from your pants.
The owner of these pants better not be shooting blanks otherwise that is just false telemarketing. If you are going to advertise yourself in such a way you better be able to deliver! So this is what I am buying you for your birthday and christmas this year. If you're lucky, the swimmers might come in multiple colors:
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