sooo pretty

Well this makes me miss nights on the farm in MN, and my time last summer in Alaska. Soooo pretty:

a 21 footer

This week a small town in the Philippines can finally sleep sound. Why you ask? Well they just caught a GIGANTIC 21 foot long crocodile:



Wowsa. That is no joke. I think bigger is better (this is why texassss and I get along), but this is pretty damn scary. The optimal size is about at 12 inches, but at 21 feet it is getting out of control.

This croc had been eating farmers and water buffalo all summer. But apparently, George (what I'm calling this 21 footer) is going to become part of the local community. Yeah they are building an ecotourism park around this beast, as he has become an international sensation. Just remember to keep your distance, look out they bite!

On a side note, I think my wing span could cover most of the croc. That little Philippian guy could barely get around it, whereas me (being the giant I am) would probably get a good grip.

the internet is funny today

Yesterday was a busy internets day with Casey Anthony being not guilty yet still a liar. And today, gosh, the internet was making some good jokes:



If you need a reference point, this was a viral videos for months. You are dumb, real dumb, fo reals.

some people just don't get slang

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

Word.

Stupidity.