Sunday, January 9, 2011

a new years open letter

Dear new gym-go-ers,

It is 1/9 which means I'd like to officially request that you quit your New Years resolution of working out. You gave it 9 days, now stop coming to the gym. Because I just can't take it. You crowd my classes, you let your children run with you on the track, and you don't know to wipe down the machines. We all pay a boatload each month, which includes childcare....this means your 3 year old should not be running next to me on the track (because he could run through my legs).

New Years resolutions suck. Now quit yours so my everyday life can return to normal.

Love,

The habitual gym go-ers.

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