a halloween wig for you

So the Halloween costumes are already starting to hit the stores and I'm predicting this year's big seller......Last year it was the Joker and this year women, particularly mothers, will be buying the Eight Is Too Much Wig. This is a great hair peice that takes the classic Kate Gosselin asymtrical spiked haircut to an extreme!!!! I would so wear it and strap like 8 children to myself. Being really bitchy and mean would probably come pretty easily too!!! I'd probably dress it up with a little booze too....always makes it better.