headline of the day

• "Homeless Man Calls 911 From Hot Tub, Seeks Cocoa"

I really enjoyed this headline and story. Apparently some homeless man in Beaverton, OR (BEAVER!!!) was chillin in a suburban hot tub. After about 10 hours he was hot tubbed out, or probably was about to have a stroke from heat, and called 911. He identified himself as the Sheriff, but the dispatcher quickly realized that couldn't be true. Next the man ordered some dry towels, a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows, and a hug. Who doesn't need a hug??? I wish I had enough balls to call up 911 to order a hug. AND this dude knew exactly what he liked....marsh-menlows.

I bet whoever these owners are were not happy when they got home!!! Homeless man hot tub soup with hot cocoa. And to the owners, consider locking up your shit.