Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Update status: I found Mrs. Bling

I love love love Mr. and Mrs. Bling Bling. These are my good friends who holla from B-more, who we all pray will soon soon soon catch a damn break. A good "break" folks, not a hip break or a break up, but something more like spring break! Finger crossed 4x.

Anyways, for years now I make fun of Mr. and Mrs. Bling Bling because all our weekend conversations go a little something like this:
  • LL: "Watcha do this weekend?"
  • A: "Ran some errands"
  • LL: "I need more information"
  • M: "We ran lots of errands like blah blah blah blah"
I've never met more people who appear to run errands all damn weekend, 8 hours a day for 2 days straight. For reals. They have to go here and there, with green eggs and ham, on a boat and when in a jam.

Well today I ran across this picture of the day and couldn't help but think about how this is probably Mrs. Bling Bling multi-tasking during her plethora of weekend errand running:



She is tracking her grocery list online through some milk cartoon program that makes people more sane, whilst talking to Mr. Bling Bling on the phone (who subsequently is ordering the purchase of more pizza rolls), whilst trying to figure out whether to buy organic or fat free yogurt, peach or blueberry. If only she had a smart phone so that she could also update her status on facebook and tweet me that we need more COWBELL in a dairy section.

Also, I think this lady is at Target, hence the fire engine red cart, which is a frequented errand-running-arena for my favorite friends.

LOVE YOU!!!!

4 comments:

  1. I feel like a role-model.

    Please don't tell A about any potential "milk carton programs" that syncs our shopping list to fifteen different computers and devices.

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  2. You are undoubtedly my role-model.

    MORE COWBELL in the dairy section!!!! Tweet me baby.

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  3. Wait a minute, I already know about the milk carton programs, tried them, and moved on to chocolate programs. They work much better.

    Wow that girl even looks like me. Scary. Though her phone might be slightly more modern...the possibilities with a smartphone are endless.

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  4. Chocolate programs??? Again, I state "I need more information". I know nothing of the "once I go black I don't go back" type of organize-my-life-programs.

    You don't need a smart phone. You are s-m-r-t enough for me, bay!

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