I'd like you better if you were british

Dear Matt,

I liked your come on let's get higher song back in the day. Actually I bought your entire album. Your new song sticks in my head. But in all honesty, I'd like you better if you were British and could speak to me with a little accent that makes my lady business melt. Yes please:



Also, I find your new facial hair a little McCreepy. It doesn't quite fit your face. Maybe it would go with some bad teeth if you were british. I'm just sayin'. You could be more like James Morrison, that soulful sexy brit.

Love,

LL