trimming the bush to make the tree look taller

Who knew that Gillette provided extensive "how to's" for men and their shaving? Listen folks it is no long all about just shaving your face, metrosexuals/heterosexuals/ubersexuals all need to man-scape their business down. We (and I'm speaking for the entire race of women here) don't want any hairy beasts running around.

So Gillette is here to help, check this out:



Mohahhaha. This is great. Helga and I would like to translate this "how to" guidelines for all you gentlement:

1. "no underbush makes your tree look taller" = you should man-scape a little because you will look bigger.
   
2. "think about unique typological features under your hood" = you have balls, be careful.
3. "don't put your equipment at risk" = only do this when not drunk.
   
4. "be adventurous and have fun" = go have some sex now.