things I'm looking forward to over memorial day weekend

Things I'm looking forward to:

1. Massages
2. Hearing Jilly Bean fart either in yoga class or during her massage
3. JB and I yelling and swearing to a point where Brian gets pissed
4. T being in town
5. Good food, good booze and good friends
6. Singing Pocahontas in a wind tunnel
7. Hiking which ends in peeing in the woods
   

Things I'm not looking forward to:

1. JB in a short dress and sex boots dancing at the club
2. Having to make homemade apple sauce
   
3. JB not having a lid for her drink (see #1)
4. Accidently peeing in your shoes when peeing in the woods on a hike
   

Lots of laughter....