an open letter to IN

Dear citizens of IN,

I've heard that you all are voting on what and how to name your new "government center" in Fort Wayne. Apparently, the options are waiving between two legendary local mayors:

• Harry Baals
• Eugene Johnson

Well I happen to think that either of these two chooses would be great options. The Harry Balls or Mr. Big Johnson center works great for me. I would totally want to go vote there, attend meetings, and be proud to live in that town.

Love,
LL

PS, here is some local coverage just so you know I'm foooor real: