things I learned yesterday in DC

1. Meat foundations have to paint their walls blood red
2. Botox injections can make Lupus patients sick (not a shocker there)
   
3. Some people love their cats enough to let them piss their neighbors off (actually I already knew this because of the cats that poo on my patio)
4. Not all futons are balanced right....don't roll over in the night or it will tip over
5. Sometimes at Happy Hour you have to go to the bar to get the Happy Hour deals even if you have a table and are eating dinner
6. Pineapples make great gifts