yankees pray differently

Wow, the south prays alot differently than I was taught in the north.

Stupid Yankees don't know anything. They don't know how to fry catfish or how to cook greens (I would love some fried okra right about now). And apparently they don't know how to properly lead a good prayer. Next time make sure to thank God for your "smokin hot wife" and "GM performance technology" and then to end in something incoherent, "bipti-bopti-bo".

AMEN, halleluiah:



And I'll add one more:

• "And thank you for the case of Busch Light I used to prepare for tonight's prayer…"

You know that the GM Performance Technology is from Detroit, right? D-town baby. Total shit hole, but I love it.