it's bloody hot out

Well I'm looking forward to heading back to the big ol' MI....land of massive mosquitoes, extreme heat, and lots of road construction. I've been preparing my loins for the madness that are my family and friends. Tonight I plan to pack every skirt I have in my closet so that I don't end up like this dog....dead in a fucking pile of ice....most likely surrounded by some dead soldiers:

The big G is already in MI and buying lots of bottles of booze in preparation for the weekend....DON'T FORGET THE ICE!!!