some facts for you

1. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases---this might have doubled for my family over the holidays!
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)---not sure I wanted to know that!
   
3. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects---this is while I'm sleeping and hopefully not in my food.
   
4. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands---wait for it....wait....
   
5. Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands---I KNEW IT!!!