bad bad shoes

Well these are just horrible. What designer thinks that flippers and heels are a good combination? I think not. I mean how would women (or certain men--remember baby you were born that way) even walk in these??? Wouldn't anybody walking in these shoes sort of look like Ronnie McDonald?? I for sure would trip on my damn face. Trust me, it could totally happen and has multiple times in the past. Bad, bad fashion, and please just say no.

These aren't as bad as these or these or these, but they are right up there: