clean up in the douches aisle

Well here is a good picture of the day courtesy of my friends in NYC. This aisle of goodness has everything you could possibly need, including books for the kiddos and condoms (that is what they mean by "family planning," right?). I hope I can use my Rewards Card and get all my shopping done in this one aisle. Remember though they will only accept returns for the right side of the aisle, you're totally on your own for the left side:

Gosh, what a doucheball.