I've had it with these mother-fing snakes on this mother-fing plane....Jon will sum it up for you:
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
the snakes are coming for you
T reminded me today that I haven't blogged about the killer snakes that were released during a hurricane and are rapidly breeding!!!! Holy balls they are coming for you and your dogs....that is right, they will eat your dogs and probably your children too. Apparently they move at least 1 1/2 miles a day....so let me do the math.....how many miles between me and FL right now....how many days do I have left?????
I've had it with these mother-fing snakes on this mother-fing plane....Jon will sum it up for you:
I've had it with these mother-fing snakes on this mother-fing plane....Jon will sum it up for you:
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