So Dave married his long time girlfriend last weekend who he has a 5 year old song with....shoot they have been together for like 30 years! Hells yes they should get married. Well I mean they should do whatever they want to do, but 30 years is a long time....they already are common law! Anyways, Dave did a top ten that made me laugh:
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I'm gonna catch Larry King, I'd better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty's, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you're my age and look like I do, if someone says they'll marry you, you do it.
5. Don't have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we'd get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.
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