two more reasons not to watch the Today show

I stopped watching the Today show months ago when I generally stopped watching TV all around....and today I found two moreexcellent reasons why I stopped:

1. A conversation about how Bob Barker almost got into the porn industry which fiercely rivals those Subway commerials about footlong. Apparently the big BOB is bring some heat.
   
2. A conversation about how Al Rocker used to have such big man boobs that his daughter once "latched on" to one of them. Grrrossss.

Also as part of this list is that no talent ass clown Willard Scott and his mouth farts. Stupid Smucker's jelly.