my man friends...pay attention

What are the top things a man should know how to do??????? hmmmmm....how many of these things can I do?

1. Change a tire
2. Sew a button
3. Shuffle a deck of cards
4. Cook bacon

How many of these things can't I do???

1. Iron a shirt (I hating ironing)
   
2. Point to north at any time (I'll still tell you your business)
   
3. Build a "successful" campfire (I mean I can start a fire but I'm not saying it is "successful")
   
4. Install a disposal or an electronic thermostat (hell bells that is why I have men in my life)
   
5. Know some birds (really? seriously?)