matthew mcconaughey cannot stand straight

I grow tired of Matthew McConaughey's chick flick movies....especially because all of the movie posters have him standing sideways with some woman. Apparently Matthew has a problem with gravity in his movies and need to constantly be propped up by his female co-stars!

Exhibit 1: his new movie coming out next month


Exhibit 2: Failure to Launch


Exhibit 3: How to lose a guy...


What happened to the good movies to Matthew??? Anyone remember A Time To Kill? Or dare I say Sahara (although this was his turning point into stereotypical movies). Come back to us Matt, if you can.