I need to motorize a bar stool

A Ohio man was charged with a DUI while driving his motorized bar stool home one night....hells bells this guy should be rewarded for being so clever! I need a motorized bar stool, for example when I'm old and my tits are in my shoes, I want this instead of a motorized wheel chair. You can just strap me in and hope for the best. I'll be the hit at the nursing home...but we would have to install a cup holder and maybe a basket for my knitting needles!



Apparently people in OH are a little smarter than the dumbasses we have in MI.