Well the greatness that is the state of FL (clearly NOT a commonwealth like the big V-A) has decided to outlaw "saggy pants." You know what I'm talking about...droopy drawers, penguin pants, or crap hammocks. Forget about freedom of speech, whether that be words or clothing, they are instituting a no-fundies-showing law.
How will this be enforced? Apparently, administers plan to use a plastic tie, slip it through a couple of belt loops on the pants or shorts and cinch it at the waist. Then the tie has to be cut off. What if I don't have belt loops??? Sweat pants, or in the case of LL yoga pants, also can sag to show my fundies.
We definitely need a state school dress code. While we are at it, let's also ban low cut shirts where the girls hang out. Also, no strappy sandles or 4-inch stripper heels for women either. But in the words of that amazing AI contestant from last year: "Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground."
I think further discussion is warranted for the that fact this is coming out of Tallahassee, FL. Is that really how you spell Tallahhassee??? Isn't this where I insert a prim joke about Cananaanada. You know where someone drew a "C' out of a hat, said "eh?" and then drew an "N," said "eh?", etc. And what about Missisississippiipii??? OK let's sing the song together....We definitely, definitely need a Tallahassee joke or song for all those Floridians!
Lookin like a fool with yo pants on the ground! Not in FL, bitches.
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